Who needs personal security when they have the mighty jingle bell?

What I am talking about here is attaching a bell to your carry-on when traveling….that way if someone tries to walk away with it you will hear your reindeeresque bag prancing away….and hopefully you are quick enough to intercept.

But please use this advice with caution, as walking around all day with a jingling bag could get rather annoying….I would suggest whipping out the bell while in airports, train stations, etc….